[Verse 1]
<fucking bullshit tag here> to let these tricks trick you
Mighty ambiguous of you to think I love you slut, shit, dig you?
Hoe, take a shovel and dig you some dignity bitch
Shit you talk about some advice it sticks with you if I should listen to anyone tell me to stick to my guns
Like <fucking bullshit tag here> chillin' like a villain
Like the penguin in his fuckin' igloo eatin' fudge-sickles
I'd rather slip and fall in shit than fall in love with you
Before I tie a fuckin' knot I tie you in one
Bitch you think this is a Nintendo game? How fuckin' dumb is you?
I'll give you some lumps before I split some lump-sums with you
So here's a penny for your thoughts, but it won't buy you a cheeseburger
But a nickel might just get you one pickle
Fuck it, it's official, so blow the whistle I got a trust issue
There's a bombshell you scud missile
I gotta cuss at you to fuckin' <cuts>
This'll teach you to come drunk, sumblin' my way, fuh-shizzle
<fucking bullshit tag here> like a budget at Gilbert's Lodge check-stub-bizzle (?)
So fuck sizzles this check is a bust like a blood blister
[Em's Hook]
Now I don't really care what you call me
You can even call me cold
'Cause bitches know as soon as they saw me
It's never me to get the privilege to know
I roll like a desperado
Nah I don't never know where I'm gonna go
Still I ball like there's no tomorrow
[Verse 2]
Yeah I <fucking bullshit tag here> I gotta give you the dirt off my handkerchief
I'm givin' these hoes a dosage of the old medicine
Let em' get a good taste of it
I'm sure you got that relationship memo by now
But in case you didn't
The stink is so bad gonna stick your nose through to your forehead and staple it
Life is too short and I got no time to sit around just wastin' it
So I pace this shit a little bit quicker, that clock? I'm racin' it, double timin' it
But I still spit triple the amount of insults in a 10th of the time that it may take you pricks to catch on
While you're strong, I'm like Stretch Armstrong
Man I still say "K-Mart's" like there's an apostrophe S on it dog
And they say McDonald's isn't a restaurant, well I guess I'm wrong
But if you're gonna tell me that A&W aint the spot for the best hot dog's, you can get the F on dog